this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
"How you got three women to marry you, I’ll never know."
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
favorite romantic relationships (1/?)
- rose tyler and the doctor (doctor who)
i’m sorry i didn’t realize we still live in the stone ages
my last words will probably be sarcastic